Homework Excuses
1.My dog ate it
2. My house burnt down
3.I got into a fight with a kid who said you werent the best teacher in the school, and he crushed it!
4. My stupid parents couldnt even finish it! So they took it to their darn work to get some help... gosh they're dumb!
5.Well, like, y'know, I stayed at Nat's last night, and, like, of course we did our homework first, y'know,as always, ofcourse we always like, y'know do our homework before everything else, and then we like, took a ride in her Daddy's new Lexus, and then, like, the homework had to, like, still was at her house, which is in like, a very cool part of town, but anyways after the movie, and then after we, like, left Jason's house, oh he's so cute, anyway we then like... Hey, that's not fair! I haven't, like, finished telling you what happened yet!
6.I left it in my shirt, and my mum put it in for washing
7.My little sister was a bit hungry.... and she kind of ate it!
8.A sudden wind just blew it away! I never saw it again!
9.My father had a nervous breakdown, and cut it up into purpose dolls
10. I didnt do it because I didnt want to make the other kids in the class look to dumb!
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